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  1. Oh shit. No time for that shit

    January 15, 2012 by Dude

    Guys and Girls I’ve fucked up with time. Sorry. But there were so much business last time. You know, all these things with New Year, Christmas, Old New Year and other russian holidays. Oh shit. That was great and I wonder how couldn’t I get sold all my stuff. Too much money I spent. Too much.

    But there is a great news! Now I’m just like a glass and I’m ready to continue my russian experiment. Don’t you still know? I’m in Moscow Russia now! I’ve fucked up in USA, Canada and Mexico, I got no pass to other America’s countries but I got a ticket to Russia. So now I got a new life here and I didn’t kill anybody yet. Russians are great!

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  2. Suck my

    December 7, 2011 by Dude

    Ok I know I’m not so cool guy. You know I’m not so cool. But I’m not bad too. There was a situation today I got a asshole title. Fucked throat asshole. Can you believe? And this what told to me and millions of people my ne russian president. Oh fuck. I just love this guy. He’s really cool and I’m happy I can live in Russia. Greatest country ever! And now suck my!!!

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  3. Elections

    December 5, 2011 by Dude

    Oh there were some kind of elections in Russia. Yedinaya Rossiya (aka party of thefts and cruel thefts) won but people disagree. Problem is not a lot of people desided to make their ways to points of elections. You know these are playces where people choose their future. So those whom made their legs move this sunday voted for other parties. Most of them. But Yedinaya Rossia won anyway. This is very strange. Now people want to fuck some politicans I think. It could be anyone. Angry swarm wanna get some blood. But leader of rule party doubled payments for army not a long time ago. I think it’ll be allright then.

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  4. I was and he Woz

    December 1, 2011 by Dude

    Guys’n’Girls, I’ve being working at Russian Innovation Convention 2011 and seeing Stephen Wozniak or just Woz. He is great. This man is so warm, so kind and so, so… Now I can say that the life is ok. I’ve listened to him, I’ve looked at him and I had just one wish (now I still have it) — to become somebody like him. Unfortunately I think I woudn’t make something like he made. I’m already too old for this shit and I’m too Dude. But maybe someday… Tomorrow or the day after tomorrow I’ll get a sign and made myself thint the other way. Fuck throats don’t sleep. Dude the yours finished.

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  5. Going to see Woz today

    November 29, 2011 by Dude

    Ok. I’m good at work and I know english well so I’m going to russian innovation conference and I’ll see Steve Wozniak today. I hope. Now I have to hurry guys. I need to get some paper sheets at the office first. Then I have to be at the centre of that huge city. Moscow is really huge and full of traffic jams. I may have a promotion if I’ll do all right today?

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  6. A Job

    November 27, 2011 by Dude

    Yesterday I was almost ran out of money. Now I got work. Today was my first day at work. And this is just a great job! I stay in front of metro station all the day and try just not to sleep. I’m promoter, baby. I have to stay on the street six hours a day and I just have to handle a sheet with some kind of AD printed on it. Now I got a lot of money to buy some potato chips and Cola. Great! I don’t have to kill someone to get a food so I could continue my fucking dog life in Russia. Ave these days without Postal!

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  7. OK. I’m suck in politics

    November 16, 2011 by Dude

    I met strange people today. They say thay the guys I got drunken with before are ugly. And these people say I have to sang some songs with them. Sorry, I have to go now… Ow I’m back! These are great people whose said I’m gust like some guy named Navalny. I don’t know what does it mean but sounds like “navalit”. In russian language it means “do some shit”. Why do people like him. I didn’t understood. This is a mystery for me and I don’t want to think about it anymore. Ow shit I got to sleep now. There are too many crazy guys and girls who wish luck for me on the words but I know the truth, they want to kill me and taste my meat. Shit. I have to lock appartment door and rest some.

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  8. My museum holyday

    October 29, 2011 by Dude

    Ok. I have been to museum. And I enjoyed it. It’s quite ok. What was it’s name and why me like it? I don’t know. Maybe all these old buildings, maybe big cannons. Or it was great Tzar Pooshka? I don’t know. But for sure I did like it because of one couple got sex under the gigant bell also named Tzar Bell. Sorry guys, I don’t have video for you. I should buy phone with camera.

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  9. Going to the Museum

    October 28, 2011 by Dude

    Oooh. I fucked up again. But I couldn’t continue drinking. No. I do like to get drunk. But those russians… Fucking “Molodaya Gvardiya”. My only one dream now is to die before I screw up one more time. Sad to know that you’re old allready but it is so. Or… Shit! 40 degree! Fucking wine! Or it wasn’t wine? Ok, it was… “kognyak” or smth like this. It’s like vodka or what? Strange taste.

    Oh fuck it. I better go to the museum now. Yes. I’m going to the museum now and it’s ok I think. Maybe it’ll be fun there. And I hope to get into myself there. I just have to puke. One at least. I’ll be fine.

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  10. World, Hello from the Dude!

    October 19, 2011 by Dude


    And hello again! I fucked up in both Americas so I decided travel to an Old snowy Russia. I live in Moscow now and it’s perfect place to do some fun. God save russian “democracy”! … Oh no! Wait for me! Sorry guys and girls. Now I have to run for pick up some prostitutes. Russian pussies are so wet in the autumn…

    P.S.: See these guys on the photo? They are my new friends. Members of “Yedinaya Rossiya”. Oh no, they just told me they are members of “Molodaya Gvardiya”. It’s something like incubator for “Yedinaya Rossiya”. But they are in politics too. I think I got some powerful friends. Good for me.

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